And so it is wrote in the Holy Tombs of Rob Zombie. The almost Acurate story of how God Stole Easter.
5/11/85
And God said to Jesus 'my boy we really need to take back ownership of this Easter festival and make some serious money'.
'Easter Dad' said Jesus 'I know people love the chocs but they love zombies more, don't panic I have a plan'.
God looked at his son with the look of a God who had lost his GPS while on route to the other world. 'Please tell me it doesn't involve fish again I hate fish' said Jesus's Dad.
'It’s simple Dad' said Jesus 'Lets plan to have me killed by them Roman peeps then I will come back as a Zombie a few days later with baskets full of hollow chocy eggs'. Every man woman and child loves Zombies dad ask George'.
Great said God that we can do.
With a flash quicker than a Rusty Rocket message via tweeter Easter was stolen from the pagan scum and celebrated around the Christian world with hollow choc eggs and zombies.
Amen
Kotaepayne
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